From Power Line: Garrison Keillor "jokes" that born-again Christians should not be allowed to vote, while the New York Times runs a piece ruminating on the implications of assassinating President Bush.
I know this is the silly season, but I truly expected less silliness from people/institutions who actually have (had?) reputations to protect.
Addendum: Keillor, writing on his website (viewed November 15, 2004) clarified his opinion somewhat in response to a letter. The following is the letter and that part of Keillor's response dealing with the subject of Christians voting:
Dear GK -Keillor then went on to another subject entirely, his memories of singing the Star Spangled Banner.
I listened this week to the post-election show and enjoyed your comment about wanting a Constitutional amendment to prevent born-again Christians from voting but would like to clarify a little. Born-again is a little imprecise, don't you think? I consider myself born again, that is born again of the Spirit (see John 3:5). But even as I laughed, I thought, no, he means post-millenialists. Those are the ones that think the sooner the world goes to hell in a handbasket, the sooner they get to the rapture. However, there are plenty of "born-agains" who care deeply about the world, would like to repair it, are even political activists. I really wasn't offended, because as an evangelical Christian I've gotten used to being lumped in with people whose application of their faith is abhorrent to me - I opine that they haven't read the Scriptures carefully and I venture to say that Mr. Bush has not really understood many things about Jesus very well at all. If I thought this dreadful situation was permanent, I'd not get out of bed in the morning. But I believe that somehow God wins, wins every battle and rights every wrong and wipes away every tear, and doesn't need the Constitution to do it. And I love you and your show - it's been part of my life for so long I can't remember not hearing your voice.Caroline SatoCaroline,
I grew up among post-millenialists and probably that's why I conflated them with born-agains in one big ball of wax and I apologize for my inaccuracy. However, I don't think that the term "post-millenialist" would instantly register with our public radio audience, so one is forced to use shorthand. Thanks for your thoughts...
So, after reflection, Keillor says he does not advocate a constitutional amendment taking the vote away from all born-again Christians -- just some of them. Thanks for the clarification.
Addendum (11/20/04): I received the following e-mail regarding Ms. Sato's (and Garrison Keillor's) use of terms:
Caroline Sato is incorrect. It's dispensational premillennialists who believe the world is going to hell in a handbasket. They believe in an always imminent rapture. Postmillennialists believe that through the preaching of the gospel, the world can be transformed.
(For more on Mr. DeMar's views on this issue, go here.)
(Yes, this is a parody. So far.)
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I've said before on this blog that I believe the creation of the European Union was unwise: "...a continent full of nations that have spent hundreds of years killing each other's citizens on the slightest of pretexts cannot repair their discord by vastly increasing the number and significance of the issues on which they are forced to agree."
Well, perhaps I shouldn't have used the word significance.
I recommend the EuroPundits blog for a review of Europe's latest silly, yet divisive, controversy: Greece is scared of Macedonia, but only if it is called Macedonia. And now Greece is mad at us because we intend to call Macedonia -- you guessed it -- Macedonia.
Greece actually has threatened "many negative effects" for the U.S. because of this. (What are they going to do, spit in our olives?)
Greece has summoned the U.S. ambassador to Greece in order to give him a formal protest. (I could never be an ambassador. In a situation like this I'd burst out laughing at the moment of sternest complaint.)
It is a good thing the British don't share the Greek attitude of wariness against anyone who uses a name after they've used it first. Given the number of faux-British housing complexes we have, not to mention little things like New York City, they could never be friends with us if they did.
Would you let the author of this piece put you under?
Addendum: The article referred to in this entry, "Young Rove's Dreams Became Everyone Else's Nightmare," by Dr. Brian Moench, appeared in the Salt Lake (UT) Tribune on October 24, 2004. The link above no longer takes readers directly to the piece, but access can be purchased for a fee from the Tribune.
In addition, various blogs and websites have reprinted it in whole or in part, including The Smirking Chimp, Corrente, Running Scared, Free Republic, and Hot Blava. I have no idea how long these links will remain useful.
After reading this essay on Who Moved My Truth? about an article posted on Slate by Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Jane Smiley, I checked out Smiley's piece.
Wow. She really, really hates conservatives.
According to Smiley, we conservatives are evil. ("They are full of original sin and they have a taste for violence.") Ignorant and stupid. ("Red state types... are virtually unteachable.") And powerful. (Smiley blames us for atrocities that occurred before we were born.)
That's when Smiley's being consistent. She doesn't make a habit of that.
She writes an essay calling conservatives stupid and evil that condemns her GOP relatives for their "classic Republican feelings of superiority." (Projection, Jane?)
Her hatred for the right leaps off the page in an essay containing the words "blue state citizens make the Rousseauvian mistake of thinking humans are essentially good." (Yep, Jane, that's your problem, all right.)
She says this, meaning it to be about other people, yet not quite convincing the reader she's not talking about herself: "If you are sufficiently ignorant, you won't even know how dangerous your policies are until they have destroyed you, and then you can always blame others."
Her lack of self-awareness looks positively introspective, however, compared to her ignorance of the country whose voters she spits upon.
Here's her take on the 1980 Carter-Reagan matchup: "Jimmy Carter... asked Americans to take responsibility for their profligate ways, and promptly lost to Ronald Reagan, who told them once again that they could do anything they wanted."
Anyone else remember the 1980 election as a contest between a budget cutting Carter and a "let's bust the bank" Reagan?
Even Carter, no stranger to the deep end himself, probably doesn't believe that one.
She blames red-staters living in 2004 for Quantrill's Raid, a Civil War-era plunder/massacre that took place in Lawrence, Kansas: "The red forces, known then as the slave-power, pulled 265 unarmed men from their beds on a Sunday morning and slaughtered them in front of their wives and children."
The actual death toll was far less, she cited the wrong year, and many of the victims died in other ways, but these are minor quibbles compared to the injustice of blaming the modern GOP for a raid by a Confederate cavalry officer that took place 141 years ago -- when the Republican Party was fighting the Confederacy. (As Who Moved My Truth? observed: "I Suppose Abraham Lincoln Was REALLY Stupid.")
Smiley keeps strange company: "...most important, when life grows difficult or fearsome, they (politicians, preachers, pundits) encourage you to cling to your ignorance with even more fervor..." Okay, I can accept that she probably voted for Kerry and most likely reads the New York Times, but what church can she possibly be going to?
I'd tell you that Smiley's essay has to be read to be believed, but I'd be lying. You can't believe it even if you do read it.
P.S.: If you think I'm harsh on her, read the reviews on the Amazon.com page for her book that won the Pulitizer Prize, A Thousand Acres. (Apparently, she morphed Shakespeare's King Lear into a red-stater who abused his daughters -- doubly unoriginal.) Some of the reviews on that page make this look like a love letter.
Addendum: Doing my evening blog reading, I see that other bloggers have discussed Smiley's essay. In an excellent piece, Sean at Everything I Know Is Wrong, for example, says: "It fisks itself as you read it." (Good line, Sean!) Daly Thoughts has a good critique, too, as does The Paragraph Farmer.
He did it.
Putin made Russia's ratification of the Kyoto global warming treaty final today.
The Kyoto Treaty now takes effect worldwide among nations that have ratified it. Thankfully, this does not include the U.S.
We'll now sit back and watch to see which European nations live up to their treaty obligations -- and if any of those that don't are among those that have criticized us for not joining in this folly.
Oh, lest I forget: Don't expect the world to get any cooler just because Kyoto has been ratified. This treaty is hot air -- expensive hot air, but hot air nonetheless. Just as well. Warm air and CO2 helps plants grow.
Nature comes first.
This BBC article describes the discovery of an ancient Roman tin of cosmetic cream, and expresses appreciation for the complicated recipe the Romans used. (The tin was found in an archeological excavation in London inhabited by the Romans during the Roman occupation of Britain.)
It is interesting that a culture that didn't use soap, and washed clothes in urine, would go to such effort to create cosmetics.
The European preference for cosmetics over soap apparently started early.
The London Telegraph had a funny comment about this:
[Analysis of the cream] shows that British [read: Roman] women led the way when it came to "green" cosmetics: the cream relied on tin oxide as a whitener, a much healthier and more environmentally sound alternative to the toxic lead acetate used by their high society peers in Rome.Healthier, yes. But do we really believe that the ancient Romans, who held slaves and murdered people as a form of organized sport, cared about the environmental impact of their cosmetics?
Davids Medienkritik, a German blog (written in English) has published comments found on the BBC website from Americans who say they were more inclined to vote for President Bush because Europe, by and large, doesn't like him.
A fun read.
Davids Medienkritik is asking Americans to post a comment describing why they voted the way they did. If you are inclined to share your thoughts, you can do so here.